Wolf Finery
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This T-shirt was posted on Amazon for sale. For some crazy American reason, it has caught on with incredible fervor as the place to comment concerning such fine apparel. Over 1,400 customer reviews have come in on this piece of art and they are hilarious!
I have posted just one of the comments here for your enjoyment. This is just another internet phenomenon that has me splitting my side with laughter… enjoy!
The Comment: So I’m looking for threads that say, “Hey baby…I’m real boss!” when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major…but three???
I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my “No Fat Chicks” shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH. I’ll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I’m swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I’m also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say “shirts”, since I now own 23 of them).
If you want to read all 1,400 comments, get some popcorn and click this link and scroll down until you reach the comments section.
Twit Like a Pro
By · CommentsTwit like a pro is about creating a strategy where people absorb your brain matter through online social media such as Twitter and eventually become you. This is how you make an impact in the earth (Impact: to have an impact or effect on; influence; alter). It’s all about a following my friend; that’s how we change the world. If you have followers then you are a leader. If you are a leader, you are probably going somewhere. If you are going somewhere and people are following you, you will all arrive. If you are going somewhere great, everyone eventually benefits from your lead when they get there!
Have a nutty idea for a business? It just might work.
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Forbes.com:
Best friends Salamunovic and Ahmed blend science and medicine with modern art–and make money doing it. With a simple cheek swab, they can collect enough organic matter to create an image of human DNA using specialized equipment. Working out of Ahmed’s apartment, the twosome sold a few prints to family and friends, and are now making over a million dollars a year. Genius!
Many people are finding that losing a job is the best thing that ever happened to them. Crisis can call out your creativity like nothing else sometimes. Many of us don’t know we have entrepreneurial genius until the chips are down. The twosome were invited to showcase their work at an Absolut Vodka-sponsored party in Ottawa’s SOHO neighborhood. They sold $40,000 worth of art in the first month. An 8″x10″ mini-DNA portrait goes for $200, while a 36″x54″ wall canvas garners $1,300. The Museum of Modern Art features DNA 11 art in its museum stores in New York and Tokyo.
Being an idiot
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Have you ever caught yourself being an idiot? Or are you one of those who from all personal perspectives move forward undetected. Over the years I have come to not only understand the cause for idiocy, but also I have embraced its relentless attempts to own me. Here are the typical causes for idiocy listed so that you may avoid its subtle attempts to own you.
Self-preservation – relentless attempts to isolate yourself from the sick truth that you are not all you are cracked up to be. Fear of utter and complete failure – Inner tensions aroused by the sick fact that there are some things in life that you will forever suck at doing. Pride & ego – refusal to acknowledge the fact that you are not the manager of the universe. Insecurity run amuck – When your self-preservation meets your fear of failure and they go on a spending spree.
The cure: The cure for this kind of behavior is found deep within your own soul and it will be found behind the door labeled “the truth about myself.” The cure is not experienced because one reads the sign upon the door, but rather when one opens it and goes in. Once inside this tiny obscure room within you, your clothes will disappear. You will be left utterly naked within this room surrounded by mirrored walls, ceiling and floor.
It is the place of agreement. The cure is found only when you agree with your surroundings when within this room. Once the harmonizing of both opinion and feelings takes place and you have come to an arrangement and terms of surrender, only then will you begin to experience true freedom from being a jerk. Now turn towards the door and place all your defensive weaponry on the floor before leaving. Welcome my dear child… both who you actually are and who you hope to be have kissed and made up.
No longer will you pretend to know the things you don’t. No more will you show secret disdain for those who seemed better equipped for life. No more will you avoid the people who remind you of your weaknesses. You are free to live as I… half blind, bald, under educated, impatient, somewhat insecure and loving it all. The creator loves me just this way! What a beautiful thought! I have positioned myself to have to enter this little room every day… it’s now cozy in there… real.
Theoretical minded
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I know some very creative and theoretically minded people. They are masters of the rabbit trail. Their idea of fun is uncovering and discovering the undiscoverable. They seek out information that will keep them on the quest forever.
Highly theoretically minded people cannot deal with a simple conclusion and feel like they accomplished something important. I have posted a photo here to help those who need something to conquer as well as give them something to look forward to when they get home… it’s perfect!
